Lacrecia Evans MBTI Personality Type
Personality
What personality type is Lacrecia Evans? Lacrecia Evans is an ENFJ personality type in MBTI, 3w4 - sp/so - 369 in Enneagram, in Big 5, LIE in Socionics.
“She wants to win,” says Tracy Nichols, her coach. “She laughs, because what else is she going to win but laugh? I mean, she’s been out there playing longer than almost any other player, and they’ve all caught dozens, hundreds of balls. She’s absolutely pissed off. Absolutely. She’s hurt. She doesn’t get it, none of us do. But she’s too proud to stop. She’ll play 100,000 more years if that’s what it takes to catch a ball. That much, I’ll guarantee you.” BURGER SPECIALIST: Why do you keep trying? You haven't scored a single point in like 10,000 years, right? LACRECIA: The short answer is that it's something to do. BURGER SPECIALIST: Well, I guess if LACRECIA: The longer answer starts like this: I feel really lucky that it's taking this long. Like, you ever heard the joke? "If you could get dressed up for your own funeral, how would you dress?" BURGER SPECIALIST: I don't know. LACRECIA: Very slowly. BURGER SPECIALIST: Okay. Ohhhhkay. LACRECIA: No, but it is kind of like that! It is like that to me. Oh, you got a straw? BURGER SPECIALIST: Oh! Sure. LACRECIA: If this sounds scripted, it's 'cause it is. I'm not usually this together. I've just had this conversation more times than I can count. LACRECIA: A long, long time ago, I realized something about myself. I always have to have some kind of goal to work toward. It doesn't matter how stupid or trivial it is, there just has to be a well-defined objective with a clear delineation between success and failure. LACRECIA: It's a fcked-up thing about me. I wish I wasn't this way, to be honest with you. It'd make living forever a lot easier. BURGER SPECIALIST: Yeah! Yeah, objective syndrome, I think is what it's called, right? LACRECIA: Mhmm. I try to manage it as well as I can. I try to talk to my sister a lot. We're total opposites. You know what she does every day? She wakes up, walks around the block, gets breakfast, takes care of her garden, works out, volunteers at the law firm for a few hours. Then she'll spend hours cooking dinner. Like she'll make consommé or something, something that just takes forever. Then she watches a couple episodes of Law & Order, drinks a glass of wine, goes to bed. LACRECIA: Every day. Every day's the exact same. She's done the same thing for 5,000 years straight. It's some kind of zen sht she's figured out or something. She's like, "it keeps me level, it's all I need." LACRECIA: But I just can't do it, though. If I wake up without some big dragon to go and kill, I get like ... I get scared. Like I'm getting buried alive or something. BURGER SPECIALIST: Man. LACRECIA: And the thing is, I do that while completely knowing that this game is dumb. I could wake up tomorrow and catch a ball worth 500 points. So okay, and? And then what? Maybe I get in the Hall of Fame and I get on TV. And then what after that? LACRECIA: But it's like, on some level, I still have to grab on to that. I still have to have a mission, any mission. The harder, the better. And that's why I count myself lucky that it's turning out to be so hard.
Biography
Lacrecia Evans was a famously unsuccessful 500 player. From 5880 to 5886, she served as United States Speaker of the House. Since she began playing 500 in 7751, she had not caught a single football. She later became coach of the Oklahoma State University football team.
