Sly MBTI Personality Type
Personality
What personality type is Sly? Sly is an ENTP personality type in MBTI, 3w2 - so/sp - 378 in Enneagram, SCOEI in Big 5, EIE in Socionics.
"I don't know what's wrong with people these days, they dislike each other. My sister, she dislikes me but I don't dislike her. Sure, I clown around a lot. I used to, but not anymore, I'm part of the Church now. Look, I even have hairy legs like you, a real tobacco crab. I'm like a junkie in depression, all torn up. I need a shave on my legs. What, you haven't seen a junkie in depression? What you mean mental? Can't you see it's physical, sheesh. You're slow. Look at this, you want some plantains? I'll get you some plantains. I'll get on the neighbors lawn, I do what I want. Hey, neighbor, I just came into your lawn to walk by the edge of the house to get some plantains, ok? See? Easy. Check this out, this place I can get in, this other neighbor house, the business guy uses this part as a storage. I'll stick my F*****G KNIFE into his door, BAM! SEE? No cameras, don't worry. AND IF THEY WERE ANY CAMERAS HERE, WHAT YA GONNA DO, WHAT? NOTHING. Anyway, see this? I need this. So I'm going to take this. Nobody was using it. It's not stealing, he's been laying it there in the sun, taking rain. What's he gonna do with it that he hasn't done for these past years? Stealing? Oh, fine then. I'll put it back. No, I'll THROW it back, NYAH! AND THEY CAN KEEP THE DAMN THING, HOPE IT BREAKS, KEEP IT ALL, EAT IT ALL! Wait a minute, look at this cat, strolling his way on my front lawn, who the F*** he think he is, THERE ARE RULES HERE, THIS IS MY HOUSE. How does he like it if I throw a ROCK at his face, eh? BAM! LOOK AT HIM RUN! HAHAHAH! LOOK AT HIM RUN HAHAHAHA! Wait, another cat. Do they NEVER LEARN? HAHAHA! BAM! A 7 LB CINDERBLOCK THROWN RIGHT AT HIS LEG! LOOK AT HIM TRY TO DODGE IT HAHAHA! BUT I STILL GRAZED HIM HAHAHA! CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM HAHAHAHA, GOING TO ANOTHER CAT TELLING HIM OMG DONT GO THROUGH THAT HOUSE HE GONNA THROW A 7 LB CINDERBLOCK AT YOU HAHAHAHA, CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE HIM CRYING TO ANOTHER CAT HAHAHAHA, PASSING INFORMATION HAHAHAHA, HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA! Why you so glum? You gotta LAUGH at life. Life is about being HAPPY. ME? I find EVERYTHING FUNNY. I never get angry. What's the use, carrying upset from one day to another, what does that get? Cats are motherfuckers anyway, look at them. They get scratched at each other and barely feel a thing. They break a bone, nothing. Once, I hit a cat so hard, he ran and couldn't, he was scraping his lower body across the pavement, IT WAS HILARIOUS, I CAN'T HAHAHAHA! Look at this girl, you lost her bro, hahaha, she got a boyfriend, don't even look hahahaha, like I give a F***. But I'm in the church now, anyway. So, yeah. You know why these cats got whiskers. Bet you don't know. Oh, how do you know that? That's true. I like that. Yeah, that's true, they got whiskers to know if they can pass through things. See, I like to learn things. These people around me? They don't like to learn anything, they like to watch dance shows, BLECH! Anyway, I feel like going into people's lawns today. I am gonna go into YOUR lawn today, cause I feel like it. See, this house, look, it's empty but the doors are open. Every couple that went into that house got divorced. Even this guy, he's the vice-mayor of town, but he's more broke than you or me, and his wife put up a poster of the enemy political party out of spite, isn't that F*****G hilarious? Well, anyway. He didn't even have a fridge for me to sell him fish. Look at this other guy, he brags about having money but is a f****** cheapskate at it. Said he was good for me, when I went to sell him the fish, he was like, that much, nah you crazy. STUPID M****F******. I say it out loud so he hears me, F*** him hahahaha. I enjoy life. Look at these assholes, smiling at me as they pass by my house, I don't even know them, I don't like that saying hi and don't know me. You say your name and say hi and present yourself, sheesh. S***."
Biography
A sly characteristic expresses a level of underhandedness of oneself. To be sly is to conceal and withhold fact or information from another individual or party. Generally a sly character is distrustful, suspicious and often than not a Traitor of some kind. Very rarely is a sly character a good person, but it's not impossible entirely.
