You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You MBTI -Persönlichkeitstyp
Persönlichkeit
"Welcher Persönlichkeitstyp ist {profilename}? {profilename} ist ein {MBTI} -Persönlichkeitstyp in MBTI, {enneagram} - {iv} - {tritype} in EnneArgram, {big5} in Big 5, {socionics} in Socionics."
Biografie
A common variation (or addition) is: "I wouldn't believe it myself if I hadn't seen/lived/heard/witnessed/experienced it." There are several permutations of this sentiment. In short, it's the way a person avoids the situation, or at least tries to—the questioner may insist on hearing the story anyway, often by saying "Try me."