Hiruzen Sarutobi MBTI性格类型
性格
"Hiruzen Sarutobi是什么人格？ Hiruzen Sarutobi是MBTI中的ESFJ人格类型，九型中的9w1 - so/sp - 962，五大类型中的SCOAN，Socionics中ESE类型。"
TL;DR: I am Hiruzen's #1 hater so I am going to inferno roast his old crusty @$$ while also typing him 😌 *spark spark* old man! 🔥 No way in he🏒🏒 he uses Ni-Se. Ni would've foreseen the negative consequences of not telling Naruto about his past, yet letting the entire village treat him like a monster since birth & on top of that mostly ignoring him for a decade to let that pain fester like an infected wound. In what world is letting the village bully a kid with a nuke in his belly, that's triggered when he's *stressed*, an example of good foresight!? He's lucky Ramen Guy & Shikamaru stopped Naruto from turning into Kid Gaara because he was too busy sitting on his hands to do anything - Paying his rent was NOT enough! Kids need more than just money (or they turn into Homelander) & Naruto barely even had that cause he was too broke to buy RAMEN!! How dare he let my boy eat ramen cups with spoiled milk every day for years! All that sodium had his blood pressure about to explode out of him like Kurama! And don’t even get me started on the fact Naruto saw that d@mn swing set more than his guardian! You stopped Sasuke's mom from adopting Naruto because she's an Uchiha (RACISM!!!) just to ignore him!? You literally treated the snake-ped0 better than the baby left to you by your dying successor! But see that’s why you’re balding; Karma took your hairline & made you look like a wrinkly 🥜 sack! Police arrest this man! 🫵😤 He was also completely caught off guard by Orochimaru AND Danzo being evil when neither was subtle about it for YEARS before he became aware of it, yet knew them better than anyone (not to mention the other elders were shady too!). How sway!? I'll tell you how, because his Si was attached to the versions of them he knew in the past, instead of predicting where they'd likely go based on how they were acting currently & the things that were happening to them overtime - clearly Si >>> Ni. High Ni users don't even have to try to anticipate what path people's actions are leading down, it just happens. Every xNFJ ever would’ve seen both of these situations coming like Miley Cyrus on that wrecking ball & would've put more effort into maintaining the collective harmony of the leaf instead of just their long established inner circle! Oh AND you ran the village while they bullied Sakumo Hatake into uninstalling his game of life all because he chose to save his friend instead of finish a mission! And don't get me started on the unnecessary mess of the Hyuga incident! He had the power to stop all of these yet instead chose to do NOTHING! At least he made Minato the Hokage so that’s something good right? WRONG! He was still totally blindsided by the negative consequences of that choice, so had NO PLAN for the Uchiha revolt (which was also partly his fault cause he avoided patching things up with them for DEACDES). You learned all the leaf's jutsu (Tert Ne btw) & not ONE of them was more useful than letting Danzo Trump run amuck for DECADES!? This old man had ZERO foresight (Ni blind); Ironically he's the most realistic depiction of a politician in anime though 😭. God of Shinobi? Nah more like the God of Shh-No-B*tches. #AllMyHomiesHateHiruzen #GenocideEnabler #UchihaDidNothingWrong #RotInPieces #YouSoOldYourReincarnationWasEvenOld P.S. Naruto better than me cause if I was him I would've been chilling on the Hokage Heads swinging my feet & wearing an Akatsuki cloak while y'all bigots got flattened ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #PainWasRight #AlmightyPayback #ButThat'sNoneOfMyBusinessTho ☕️
